I heard this when I was out in Wapak this summer. His play on words are great. Hope you enjoy just as much as the audience did.
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The prayer said before finals
Now I lay me
Down to study,
I pray the Lord I
Won't go nutty.
If I should fail to
Learn this junk,
I Pray the Lord
I will not flunk.
But if I do,
Don't pity me at all,
Just lay my bones
In the study hall.
Tell my Prof
I did my best,
Then pile my
Books upon my chest.
Now I lay me
Down to rest,
And pray I'll pass
Tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take.
Joke Corner
Crazy Laws
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.
It is illegal to get fish drunk
The ohio driver's education manuel states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
No on may be arrested on Sunday of the Fourth of July
Ny:
While riding in and elevator, on must talk to no on, and fold his hands while looking towards the door.
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing"
Slippers are not to be worn after 10pm
Ok:
No one may spit on the sidewalk
Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus
Alabama:
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church
Arizona:
It is illegal to take naked photographs before noon on sunday.
Words of Friendship
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
Aristotle
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You, too? Thought I was the only one."
C.S. Lewis
Silence is the true friend that never betrays
Confucius
I'm nobody! Who are you? Are you Nobody Too? Then there's a pair of us? Don't tell! they'd advertise you know!
Emily Dickenson
"Stay" is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary.
Louisa May Alcott
Word of Wisdom
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested; that is some books are to be read only in parts; others to be read but not curiously; and some few to be read wholly, and with diligence and attention. Some books may also be read by deputy, and extracts made of them by others.
Francis Bacon, Essays "Of Studies"
Favorite Books
- DNAngel
- Fruits Basket
- Full Metal Alchemist
- Gravataion
- Ranger's Apprentice
- Pendragon Series DJ MacHale
- Cirque Du Freak
- Twilight Series
- Little House on the Prairie
- Batman, Spiderman, and Superman comics
- The Prince of Tennis
- Samurai Champloo
- Bleach
- Naruto
- Dragonback Series
- Faerie Wars
- The Purple Emperor
- Ruler of the Realm
- Harry Potter
About Me
- PTChick
- Comic books and manga are the best things to read if you want a laugh. Laughing is the best thing to ease a broken heart. Laugh with friends to make your life more complete.
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