Saturday, March 31, 2007

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Okay Lucie, I read your post, and I agree with you. I think even including myself I want people to do things that I'm not doing. It is so wierd. So after that, I decided to write some posts, and I think I have done three in the last hour. I added another part to my story under this post. You better read it because you will be going nuts at the end. I know I was and I am writing it. I guess I just get emotionally attached to my writing. It's kind of funny. There was this one love story that I wrote which unfortunately no one else will be able to read unless I change some of the content, but I cried at the end when he confessed his love to her. THe sad part was that she couldn't be with him because if she was, he would die. She loved him so much, that she stayed away to protect him. Of course once the villians were taken care of they could be with each other, but still. It was very emotionally for me after I wrote it and reread it again. I guess I am a sucker for romance even if it mine.

I don't think anything interesting has happened to me today either. I did my chorce and watching my morning cartoons and read alomost all afternoon. Of course that means that tomorrow I will have to do homework that is due for tuesday, but hey I needed a break from homework. I think part of the reason I just hung around was because I have been cursed this month when I was hoping to be free until april. I think some people might understnad that, but if not, that is okay by me. Oh Ian, how did that singing go, or was in cantoring at church go?

Alejandra
That night Mathyus began to file down the bars of the cage. It was going quite smoothly actually until about midnight when everything seemed to freeze up. The bars became magic hardened and the file no longer worked.
“I told you that no one can escape this place,” Horitori said from his corner. “Garados can sense your move. He knows what I am saying now. Now I know why I should have never led you here,”
“Yes go ahead and feel guilty for yourself emperor, but whatever you say I will still punish you for going against me. You were very foolish to go against a ten thousand year old wizard,” Garados’s voice rang out. “At least you are being weak unlike the guardians,” Then all was silent.
I sat next to Jess, but I grew tired in the room. Soon I was asleep on his chest.
I woke up in a chair locked into place by magic. I couldn’t move a muscle except for my head. But the room was dark and I couldn’t see a thing. Quite suddenly a bright light came, blinding me temporarily. When my eyes readjusted, I saw that I was in another room. It was square and had no windows. But my eyes fell on a terrible sight. My friends were held against the wall, heads slumped down asleep.
Gardos rose through the floor comanding the lights to turn on. He sent a sliver of magic to awaken the boys. Then he turned and evil eye back onto me.
“Give me the crystal or your friedns will get a love zap,”
“Don’t give him the crystal Kel, you mustn’t give up on your mother,” Jess said.
When I didn’t say anything, “Is that a no, okay,” A small bolt of electricity went down the wire and zapped the three of them. I cringed and prayed that Griffen was going to get help.
“Stop, please stop,”
“Not until you give me the crystal. The longer you wait the more shocks they receive,” What chose did I have but to give him the crstal?
“I’ll give you the crystal,” I said to the disappointment of my friends. Garados let me go so I could give him the crystal, but I caught him off guard.
“Balami Tomba,” I murmered hastily. Out flew a spark that paralized Garados. Then I zapped the magic holding my friends.
“Hurry, Garados is coming to,” I shouted at them. Surrounding him, we trapped him in a block of obcedian. I picked up the small block and put it in my pocket. “Now to find Horitori,”
Horitori was locked in a clear semi-circle. When we found him, he was pacing around the circle.
“How did you get out?” he asked. “Garados swore to me that he got all of you and that you would be dead by dawn,”
“He was wrong about us, but he never thought about himself,” said Kalob. I showed Horitori the obcedian block.
“Now that Garados is trapped it should be easier for you to destroy his spell,” I said to him.
“I think that I am going to need your help. Just because he is imprisoned doesn’t mean that his spell weaken.
There was a clatter and the doors to the room opened. Seven trolls came in.
“We’ll take care of them,” said Jess.
While the three of them battled the trolls, I waved my hands over the semi circle mumbling an incantation, but nothing was happening.
Horitori looked at me. “You need to use more power,”
“We will all have to use our magic,” I said.
“Their’s will not work Kel. Their magic isn’t as strong as what you have,” Swords clashed and temper flared behind me. The chandlier fell to the floor starting a fire. I stood staring at the sphere concentrating all my magic to my fingertips. closing my eyes I blocked out the noise of the fighting. I reached into my soul trying to find my inner strength.
Colors changed in front of my eyes. Everything streched, pulling and pushing until my friends became disoriented and ultimately disapeared. I fell down a dark hole, landing on my knees in a circular room with a door at one side.

“Where am I?”
“Your inner soul,” a voice said.
“My inner soul?”
“Yes, don’t you recognize it?”
“No!” I said jumping to my feet. “I need to get out of here. My friends need my help,”
“But how will you save Horitori. You focused here so that you could find a way to help Horitiori. The normal incantations are not working. You wanted to look in your soul, you are in it,”
“But where is the spell I need?”
“Search your soul, you will find it,”

“Kel,” Jess shouted. At least that is who it sounded like. My head was spinning and I could barely see anything through my eyes. But it looked like a troll was in front of me and Jess startled it, but then I blacked out for a bit.

Through the books I looked for a spell, any spell that would help me set Horitori free.. Nothing came close to setting him free.
“Where is it?” I was agrivated.
“Its not an it,” the voice said.
“What could the spell be?”
“Look inside yourself further,” I thought and found another hole and dove into it. There, in the corner was a little heart with Horitori’s name on it. So somewhere deep inside my soul there was love for Horitori. Touching the heart, everything zoomed and I found myself in front of Horitori once again.
Sitting up, I pulled a same heart from my chest.
“Horitori, this is for you,” my hands went through the sphere and connected with his. I gave him a part of my heart and the spere dissolved.
Suddenly the room began to shake.
“We have to get out of here now,” Jess said.
“We can’t go without saving the villagers,” said Kalob.
“We must hurry,” said Mathyus. A troll spilt oil and the fire consumed it drawing a space between me and my friends. Out of the fire came Griffen with a notched arrow pointed at my heart.

Truly Stupid People 1

A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in monthly payments. He's pretty proud of this rig and gets ahold of his friend to do some male bonding with the new ride. They go duck hunting and of course all the lakes are frozen. These two Atomic Brains go to the lake with their guns, the dog, the beer and of course the new vehicle.

They drive out onto the ice. Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area to attract ducks - something the decoys will float on.

Remember it's all ice, and in order to make a hole large enough to interest a flock of ducks - a hole big enough to entice ducks to land, they needed to use a little more than an ice hole drill...

Sooo, out of the back of the brand-new Jeep Grand Cherokee comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40-second fuse. Now to their credit, these two rocket scientists DID take into consideration that if they placed the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where they (and the new Grand Cherokee) would be waiting and ran back quickly, they would risk slipping on the ice as they ran from the imminent explosion and could possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast. After a little deliberation, they come up with lighting and THROWING the dynamite, which is what they end up doing.

Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the beer, the guns AND THE DOG???? Yes, the dog. The driver's pet Black Lab (used for retrieving - especially things thrown by the owner). You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on the ice, reaching the stick of dynamite with the burning 40-second fuse about the time it hits the ice - all to the woe of the two idiots which are now yelling, stomping, waving arms and wondering what the hell to do now...

The dog is happy and now heads back toward the "hunters" with the stick of dynamite. I think we all can picture the ever-increasing concern on the part of the brain trust, as the loyal Labrador Retriever approaches. The Bozos now are REALLY waving their arms - yelling even louder and generally feeling kinda panicked... Now finally one of the guys decides to think - something that neither had done before this moment, grabs a shotgun and shoots the dog. This sounds better than it really is, because the shotgun was loaded with #8 duck shot and hardly effective enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog DID stop for a moment, slightly confused, but then continued on. Another shot, and this time the dog - still standing, became REALLY confused & of course scared...

Thinking that these two Nobel Prize Winners have gone TOTALLY INSANE, the pooch takes off to find cover with a now extremely short fuse still burning on the stick of dynamite. The cover the dogs finds? Underneath the brand new Grand Cherokee worth 30-some thousand dollars the $400.00+ monthly payment vehicle that is sitting nearby on the lake ice.

BOOM! Dog dies, vehicle sinks to bottom of lake, and these two "Co-Leaders of the Known Universe" are left standing there with this "I can't EVEN believe this happened to me" look on their faces. Later, the owner of the vehicle calls his insurance company and is promptly informed that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT covered on his policy...He had yet to make his first car payment.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

“So this is what happened to the people,” I said tryng to keep the anger out of my voce.
“I told you,” said Horitori, “He takes their youngness and uses that on himself to make himself younger. His old years go into their bodies,”
“We have to get them out of here,” Jess said.
“We have to destroy Garados,” Kalob said, “There has to be a way that we can fight and attack as well as hold our shield,”
“Faramonifunfablu,” whispered Horitori. “Let your power drain. The spell will keep you shield intact,” We climbed another flight of stairs. At the top was a group of armed trolls.
Griffen through a ball of fire at them. The trolls fell like bowling pins. We charged through before they could attack us. Kalob used the air crystal to create more air for the fire and helped direct it at the other trolls who were coming down the stairs.
“Hmmm, the guardians have made it to the western door,” He watched as an invisible force plowed down his trolls. “Just because I can’t see you, doesn’t mean that I cannot see what the trolls do. These guardians are pathetic. It is completely useless to keep them alive. They will die once I have taken their crystals. It will be so easy,”
“Be careful what you do next I feel Garados scrying on us,” Horitori shouted to me over the noise.
“Where are we?” questioned Mathyus.
“Near the center of the fortress,” Horitori called. The trolls slowly were defeated. For awhile we saw none as we ran down the hall.
“Something is not right,” said Griffen
“There should be more soldiers or something,” siad Horitori.
A loud rolling sound came towards us and the floor broke under our feet and we tumbled through.
I landed with the rest of my friends, all except Griffen, in a cirular cage in the center of a circular room. There off to one side was a round table with a scrying mirror. I looked up and saw Griffen holding onto the floor where it felll away and watched him scamper off. Maybe he could go and get help.
“So you decided to drop in?” Garados came in from another room. “ I was waiting for you. Now give me the crystals!” he shouted.
“Give me the crystals,”
“No!” I said.
“We will never give you our crystals ever,” Jess said.
“We shall see,” He walked off leaving us in the semi darken room.
“How do we get out of here?” Mathyus asked banging on the bars.
“There is no way. I told you this would happened or worse. And worse is what you will get. He’ll pull those crystals froom your chests and kill you one by one,” said Horitori. “ I’ve seen him do it once and he will do it again, if of course, the pulling of the crystal doesn’t kill you first,”
“We mustn’t let him get our crystals,” Jess said to me. “We could use or combined powers to keep him away.
“It won’t work. Your’re inside Garados’s domain. This was meant for us to stay in. There is no way for us to use magic in here unless you want to be fried,”
“Thanks for staying optimistic this whole time,” Kalob muttered.
“Don’t be such a pestimistic Horitori,” I said glaring at him, but he stayed slouched in his corner. I’ve never seen him like this. He was always sleek ans smooth. Now Horitori didn’t seem to want to try. Why? Was he truly afriad of Garados?

Joke of the Day

A frog calls a psychic

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

Funny Bone

Just as I was about to type this I hit my funny bone. Hence the title of my post. I still haven't thought of a legitament reason for this bone to be called this. It isn't funny when you hit it. More or rather is goes numb and you can't move it for a few seconds. Maybe it is called this due to the fact that everyone else laughs at that person when they hit it. Anyway, all I can say is that it isn't funny and someone should change the name.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Everyone really began to despise Horitori, especially Jess because I let Horitori stay with us. We came across a village, that was in the way of the evil. It was completely destroyed.
“Let’s look around for survivors,” Kalob said. In the midst of the evil confrontation, he had grown.
Timbers of charcoal fell to the ground startling not only me, but the horses as well. Mathyus stayed with me but being unusally quiet. The two of us came up to the only thing that hadn’t been touched by the rampage. A small shrine devoted to the oracle of life was still standing out of the smoke.
Mathyus gripped my hand.
“What is it,” I whispered. He pointed at the jade alter. Lying amongst ashes was something wrapped in black cloth. I left Mathyus on his own while I went to see what was on the alter. The silver bowl was still hot to the touch, so whoever did this wasn’t too far away. I tried to pick up the cloth, but I burned my hands. Looking around I found some blessed water. I picked up the container and dumped it down on the silver bowl. Steam rose into the air, but that was enough to cool the bowl. I took the black cloth and object which I placed in my bag. Mathyus watched but didn’t say anything to me.
“Did you find anyone?” I asked Jess later that day.
“No one, not even a bit of blood,”
“They were taken from here,” said Griffen.
“But to where?” Kalob asked.
“I don’t know, but Horitori does I’m sure,” A dark silence followed.
“You will never reach them in time. For right now Garados is sucking out their youth and taking it for himself. All of his oldness is put into the people he uses. Even if you do reach his palace, all will be lost,”
“I own’t give up. I promised to my mother that I would do good with these crystals, and if giving up my life is the only way to do that, they so be it,”
“Very well I’ll lead you there, but it won’t be a walk in the park,” said Horitori seriously.
Horitori led us through forest and field, swamp and bog and to the mountain range of death. As we reached one of the highest peaks, I saw Garados’s palace.
“We best get down,” said Griffen.
“Now what?” said Mathyus.
“There is nothing to do. It is virtually impossible to enter Garados’s palace without being fried, barbaqued, skewered, cut down, or grilled. It is heavily guarded and magic is out of the question. He would just sense it and send his minions after you,” Horitori said. The guys started to look doubtful.
“Oh come on. You’re going to give up now after we’ve come this far?” I asked them.
“What else can we do Kel?” asked Mathyus.
“I don’t know but we can’t let Garados win. I refuse to give up this easily,” I said.
“I’m with Kel, lets kick some butt,” Jess declared. We all went down the mountain trying to figure out a way to get in.
“Yes! Come Kel, bring your friends and try to stop me the greatest wizard of all time,” Garados said watching through his scrying ball. “You will fail and I shall rule over all, Mua ha ha,”
We mad a beeling to the edge of the mountain range’s end, disapearing from Garados’s eye.
“Where did they go. I saw them and that traitor just there. They couldn’t have done any magic I would have sensed that. I can only hope that they were bumped off,” By combining our magic with Horitori, we made an unique shield imprnetrable. To think that just six people could out fox Garados the greatest wizard of all time.
“Where in the basalting magic did those guardians get to?” Garados cursed. “I have to get them. I need those crystal,”
We got in his palace through a tunnel under the dungeon. It was dark and grimy. OUr magic lite up the tunnel. Slowly climbing up the stone steps, we made it to the sungeon filled with old people.